The Dorkers is a little family of normal people... hum... What%?! These guys are completely off the scale of absurdity. They have close to no sense of organization, responsibility and certainly no maturity. They will be delighted, however, to take you on a joy ride.
 

Sassy

Did you say "Dumb Blonde"? Heck, you don't even know how much.
Why did she have to become a super hero?!

Anton

The apogee of "self-love" :)
This guy is the biggest "metro".

Dino

Dino trains with Christian Thibaudeau
His body is... well... enhanced. See why in episode 3.

Zen

Zen trains in the mystical art of Kuji-In, in the lineage of the Transformational Approach (which does not really allow one to throw fireballs...).

His martial art mentor is Fred Dorker, the distant uncle (coming in future episodes).

Dad

Food for thought? No way! Bring me food for the belly!
This guy is the expression of power, in a bad scented way.

Guy

Controlling one's emotions is usually a bit easier than this.

Miaw

Thinks like a lady, talks like a man.
That's the spirit of an enchanted cat.

Zordorks

Typical demons. This time, they simply don't know who they are up against.

Mr Evil

Creator and CEO of EvilCorp, he never knows where to stop.